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Occupation: Lead Vocals/Lead Guitar AOL Screen Name: AtomicAngel81 E-mail:AtomicAngel81@Tokyo-3.com Quote: "Yeah I can't read music but it's OK, cuz you can't READ rock'n'roll" Favorite Bands: AFI, Misfits/Samhain, Naked Raygun, The Damned, Tiger Army Choice Of Smoke: Camel Turkish Gold Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew/Rolling Rock Most Embarrassing Moment: Having a REALLY bad haircut Crowning Achievement: Cutting it! |
In the immortal words of master bass technician Bill Van Hecke, "smaller-than-a- dumptruck guitar whomper. Sings exactly like you would if you were a really good vocalist." Let me add to that "Guzzler of Dr. Rocket, Mountain Dew, and Rolling Rock and that guy who is always trying to talk like the Rock." When will Brad know his damn role and stop trying to do a people's eyebrow and/or making fun of shitty bands with douches for lead singers...probably never. Brad's keeping the dark yet fun rock-n-roll attitude going over the Christina Aguilera/Destiny's child influence in the band...but it's a tough job. Brad does love horror and you can say "WHEN THE HELL'S HE GONNA WRITE A SONG ABOUT GETTING A MOHAWK OR WHAT IT IS TO BE PUNK...GODDAMN DANZIG WANNABE," BUT his real dream is to coin his patented style..."COFFEE ROCK."(I think we have after playing at Sputnik for the 89th time)
Oh yeah I almost forget...make that Glenn Danzig/CACTUS JACK wannabe...that's better.
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Height: 6' Occupation: Bass/Vocals AOL Screen Name: dman rPd 8990 E-mail: dman rpd 8990@aol.com Quote: "Yeah, well that's not what Jesus told ME." Favorite Bands: Coming Soon Choice of Smoke: Planet Lights Favorite Drink: Gatorade/Newcastle Crowning Achievement: Being the supreme badass of the band Most Embarrassing Moment: He's never been embarrassed, dude |
This guy can play bass lines, with a Planet Light hanging out of his mouth, so FAT that they'll make you wanna go out and grow a mullet. This guy's the technical musician of the band. Pat's all about drinking Newcastle, smoking, playing, kicking ass, and taking Scott Hall surveys at the shows. You won't see this guy at Huck Finn's let me tell you! If you have trouble spotting him at Shattered Angel shows, listen for Primus basslines, OR look for the hottest chick in the joint...Pat's probably next to her getting her number! Along with Brad, he serves as one of the babysitters of the band.
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Height: 5'6" Occupation: Rhythm Guitar/Vocals AOL Screen Name: DirtySanchez17 E-mail: DirtySanchez17 Quote: "???????" Favorite Bands: Coming Soon Choice of Smoke: Marlboro Reds Favorite Drink: Magnum 40/Steel Reserve Most Embarrassing Moment: Quitting the band. Crowning Achievement: Re-Joining the band. |
I am NOT rewriting his bio...at least for a while. After he rejoined, his bio has vanished into the very fabric of time, itself.
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Height: 5' 4" Hair Height: 5" Occupation: Drums/Vocals AOL Screen Name: SixPackLaBomb E-mail: SixPackLaBomb@aol.com Quote: "What's this? Present from grandma? SUCK IT, BITCH!" Favorite Bands: Coming Soon Choice of Smoke: Whatever anyone has on-hand Favorite Drink: Sharps/O'Douls Most Embarrassing Moment: Stealing his mom's car. (For further information, go to House Of The Nympho Crowning Achievement: Stealing his mom's car in 1 minute flat |
SUP NIG?!
The master drum technician/boy wonder/prodigy of the Gels. This fool was able to play a crossover beat on the toms before he was able to bust a nut. Erik's been laying the quality beats down for the Gels/Shattered Angel for over two years now. He's also known for being able to rip his mom's car off in 1 minute flat. Its also a known fact that he eats hot pockets like they're going out of style. Erik has a long history of moonlighting with prolific bands such as Red Devil and the Screamin' Demons...actually that band sucked and coincidentally lasted no longer than the length of a menstral cycle. Erik is also the number one entrapenaur for Aqua Net hairspray and Dep Gel. His total purchases beat out Bret Michaels of Poison by 300 cans...actually seeing how he's a broke-ass 15 year old, change that too "HIS MOM'S PURCHASES." Sorry ladies cuz this this cat is no longer on the prowl. Dry those eyes Hilario, cuz the Nymph-dawg is STILL out to 'shake your ass!